After we went to Croydon Police station on 31 July 2018 and Sutton Police imploded on 4 August 2018, I had to make a regular journey into Croydon to deal with stalking on College Square. Two East European gangsters and their flying monkey would get on the previous bus stop regardless of the time. “How does he do it?”, the flying monkey asked. Easy, they are watching the bus stop and controlling you. After the gangsters abandoned him, he got nervous, then fat and then disappeared. Wise move.

Here are the outlines of some of the fairy stories told by the gangs’ flying monkey to his two East European minders. They are boring but based on my analysis of occult-story telling may contain hidden truths.

Fable 1: Stories of people being driven over by vehicles while the police were watching and did nothing.

Fable 2: Story of two bank robbing cops who killed a third cop to cover for a bank robbery in the aftermath. This is probably lifted from a film script. There are two bank robbing ex-cops in Linwood bank robbery but the story is different.

Fable 3: Some bizarre story about a rich bank robber living in luxury in a converted old prison with motorbikes in the living room. The last part of the story is particularly interesting as the theme of motorbikes in the living room is one that I have heard before about a derelict house in Beddington in the 80s.